11.26.2013

Things I am thankful for: a not so sentimental list

With the Holidays among us, it seems only obvious that I post about some of the things I am greatful for.

- I am thankful for the small carts at the grocery store for making me less likely to bring home the entire Ben and Jerry section

-I am thankful for yoga pants for making my desire to not wear pants in public as legal as possible

-I am thankful for Netflix because one episode at a time is so 2009

-I am thankful for the unfriend button on facebook cause sometimes I could care less about your break up, baby, or ability to go to the gym every day

-I am thankful for coffee because without it, I probably would have flunked out of school by now

-I'm thankful for fannel shirts because if I'm going to look like a lumber jack I might as well be warm doing it

-I'm thankful for hashtags because how else would I get the point across that I'm #thankful

-I'm thankful for pizza for being so cheesy and delicious and way too accessible after midnight

- I am thankful for memes about cats...because lets face it they are hilarious

-I'm thankful for lesbians who look like girls...I'm going to leave that one at that

- I am thankful for the little white stick figure dude that tells me when to walk because last time I checked getting hit by a car is a damper on the day

-I'm thankful for stores that don't open til at least midnight on Black Friday because we should spend time with our families on Thanksgiving....and THEN get up early for great deals

-I am thankful for Harry Potter everyday Marathons. Enough said

Happy Thanksgiving!

Our everyday lives are everything but everyday

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